Friday, January 15, 2010

I'm a dirty person


Have you ever had those people come to your door with a dirty rag and spray bottle in hand and a schpeele on their tongue who don't take no for answer?  They are ready to clean your window, carpet, door threshold or driveway grease stain to prove their product to you. Well Ashley rang my doorbell today.  She was quite entertaining for sure.  She talked fast and sang some songs and high fived me alot.  I wasn't really annoyed like I am with some salespeople.  But in the end she didn't win me over.
 She did however win Phillip over who was listening from the other room.  After telling him what Ashley had promised her miracle product would do, he said why not give it a try, it was worth the entertainment at least.  So Isabelle ran after Ashley.  One driveway grease demonstration and a fat check later, I was the newest owner of Citrus Advantage: The Wonder Cleaner!
I immediately did the proper diluting and got to work.  Starting on my stove and microwave which I somewhow have overlooked all the grease and gunk and grime built up.  Stainless Steele? Check! I was pleasantly surprised how well it was working for just 1/4 ounce in 30 ounces of water.  I quickly moved to the bathroom where I cleaned every surface top to bottom.  Delightful.  One bottle. Mirrors. Counters. Sinks. Toilet. Floor. Even the doors.
 That's just the beginning people.  Disgusting! My house is one giant filthy germ and I'm on a mission to clean it!  Have any of you bought this Wonder Cleaner before?  Am I the only one who has been lugging twelve different cleaning bottles to every room?  Silly me.

6 comments:

Briannon said...

you do realize phil just totally tricked you right? Lets give it a try, really meant, you should give it a try. Honestly my mom loves that stuff, any time they come to the door she buys it, cause its kind of like on the black market, i think they have a website, but who wants to pay shipping...you have to wait for an annoying salesperson to come to the door again

Bev said...

when you're done at your house, head on over to mine - I've got some filth that'll knock your socks off!

Melynda King said...

I too have bought it from the salesperson who won't take no for an answer. and won't leave until they have sold me a bottle! I do have to say that it did work pretty good!

Linda Bennett said...

I've bought it too. And I love it!

Bethany said...

I've bought it too, twice and have never even opened it. Maybe I'll actually give it a try today since two of my girls are home sick from church.

Nellie said...

I never buy from sales people either but Bruce bought it! I loved your post......